Rainy Day

Today was rainy. :( I don't like rainy days. It gets me wet and makes me smell like wet dog and then the humans won't let me inside cuz I'm wet and stinky. That's not fair. Sometimes they are really stinky and I'm not allowed to kick them out! Well, anyways, I was kinda gloomy today. But Dusty (the cat) definately made my day ALOT better!!! She got spooked by somethin in Morgan's parent's bedroom, so she freaked out and ran really fast out of the room! Then, she slid on the wood floor and slammed into the wall! Isn't that funny? (The humans didn't think so...) My favorite part was when it was over and she got back up after getting hit really hard. You should have seen her!!! Her eyes were HUGE and her tail was really puffed up and her ears were lying flat against her head and her back was arched!!! Ha ha!!! Yep. That DEFINATELY made my day. :)

:(

I'm sad. The Super Teddy is ... gone. I never even got to meet him!!! But I loved his blog... We should all take a moment to remember him. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ok. Thanks.

Yeah....

Hey, whats up? Yeah, well, I don't care. You're here to hear about me, right? That's what I thought, so shut up. So, anyways, as I was about to say before you rudely interrupted me with your self centerfullness, I had a freakin boring day. After Morgan went to school, I was put outside for the day, and that stunk because it was raining. So I was really bored. I went to my secret computer hideout in my secret tree trunk, and hacked Morgan's computer to see what was on it. Look at this! She's so obsessed with Twilight! Ha ha! That kinda made my day.... I don't get what she finds so interesting about vampires... I like the werewolf people more!

How embarassing!!!

UH OH!!! How did that get there?! Oh no, how embarrassing- MY BABY PICTURE!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH, I'M HYPERVENELATING!!!!! WHAT WILL EVERYONE THINK ABOUT ME NOW?!!!!! DON'T LOOK AT IT, PEOPLE!!!! On the bright side, I was a very cute baby....

Haircuts

Yesterday, Morgan said she was gonna give me a haircut and I was freaking out! How could they cut my beautifuly shaggy hair? The girls love it! I hid in the basement so they couldn't find me, but luckily Morgan had to leave to do some stinky sixth grade project thing. Yay! I was safe! I hid again when she came back, but then her friend called and asked her to spend the night! Yay! I was safe again! Or so I thought.....(cue the dramatic music)....... Later, Morgan's mom called me over and started petting me. But I didn't know that she was cutting my hair at the same time! I was too quick for her, so I ran away before she could do any worse. Luckily, she only trimmed my hair a bit. I'm so sneaky!

1/1/09

Yo! It's a whole new year! Sorry I haven't been on in a while.... Morgan has been around a lot lately and she likes it when I'm inside with her, so I haven't had time to sneak out and get on. But that's my new year's resolution: I'm gonna get on my blog more often. I know how much my fans want it. So..... yeah.

Ummm.....Hi!

Yay! I'm a copier! I read Morgan's emails (Her password was easy to figure out) and found Confessions of a Posh Puppy and I just couldn't stop laughing! So I decided to make a cool blog for guys! I admire Michelle for showing everyone what a dog's life is like, and I hope this helps. By the way, DON'T TELL MORGAN!!!!!! THIS IS A SECRET BLOG!!!!! I have my own secret hideout in a tree trunk outside. I put a computer in it and the Beams have NO idea! Ha ha! But seriously: don't tell her. :)